Stomach cramps

So a regular day at work. Boss suddenly waltzes over. Looks at the toilet, and randomly comments...

Boss: Eh, you guys dun go and stand up the toilet seats aaa!
Colleague1: WTF? Where did you get the idea? Where got ppl stand up on the toilet bowl summore one these days?
Boss: Got la! Last time one of the clerks do that...
C1: We don't la. Where got? Last time last time la.
C2: Eh how you know? Oooo you've been spying on people! OMG!
Boss: NO LA! Can see shoe/dirt stains on the seat wat.
C1: Ooooo. Wa you study what pattern people squat summore aa?
C2: Cialat lo you!
Boss: No la! Just want to tell you all dun stand up there like that. Later accident happen. Got cases people fall off the thing, injured themselves and got paralyzed aaa! Scared the thing break oso.
C3: Aiya we all dun play stand stand wan la.
C2: Eh actually aa, noneed to stand on the thing wan ma. Stand and do it oso can wat.
C1: HAAA? YOU SIAO AA? (we're all girls...so yeah.) How you do it la?
C2: Used to it ade ma. Always go clubbing area..the toilet there very geli wan...where I dare to sit? Stand and do it la.
C1: You must have very good aim.....
C2: Practice ma!



....and all this while I was laughing...non-stop...meniarap on the table unable to do anything else but laugh.

Gotta love my boss and my colleagues.